Eh make friend lei.
15 August, 2006
Chapter 7 of Maths. Haven't even touched past yr exam papers. Argh.
Anyway, smth fucking hilarious happened today.
"Eh, Let's Make Friends Lei."
At around 8pm when i was on my way home, this Malay/Indian Boy (not older than 15 i guess) stopped me.
Boy: "Eh, u wanna make friends?"
Me: " Uh....."
Boy: " I no friend no family leh, make friends leh." (wth)
Me: "..............................................."
Boy: "Eh let's make friends leh, what's your handphone number?"
I was holding my phone on my hands, and being quite panicky, i made a blatant lie...
Me: "This handphone's my mom's phone."
Boy: "Where's yours?"
Me: "At home."
Then, still unconvinced, he continued his quest...
Boy: "Eh make friends la, come i send u home."
At this point of time i was reeling with anger. Paitience running out..
Me: "Erm no need la, i go home myself. Next time i see u i make friends with u ok?"
Boy: "Eh make friend la, shake hand la..."
Me: " Uh, its okay.."(retreats)
Boy: "Shake la, u dunwan make friend ah?"
Boy: "Come la i send u home, you got boyfriend?"
HAHA! so without thinking...
Me: "YES!"
I was wondering at that point of time, if i was attached, got bf, then he sending me home, will the boy do the same thing?
Boy: "Which floor u say? Which unit? Which block?"
Okay. End of paitience. Although i said it in a mid harsh/nice tone, i sweared if he asked me AGAIN, my vulgarities will just spill out from my mouth, he will drown from it.
Me: "I stay at the 6th floor. Opposite block. Later i come down find you BYE!"
Obviously i was lying, i stay at the 10th floor, and i was at my block's void deck when it happened, and i will not come down and find u again dude.
Like stalker liddat.
Sian. This kind of things always happened to me. Not the first time already!! :(
The next time i see u.. i make sure u'll have no tomorrow.
AHH!
And my parents are laughing at this. ZZZZZ.
Then out of curiosity my dad and sis went downstairs to check it out. According to my sis the boy is at another block talking to this chinese ah beng and ah lian.
Fucker.
GO TO HELL! LOL
Eh make friend lei.
15 August, 2006
Chapter 7 of Maths. Haven't even touched past yr exam papers. Argh.
Anyway, smth fucking hilarious happened today.
"Eh, Let's Make Friends Lei."
At around 8pm when i was on my way home, this Malay/Indian Boy (not older than 15 i guess) stopped me.
Boy: "Eh, u wanna make friends?"
Me: " Uh....."
Boy: " I no friend no family leh, make friends leh." (wth)
Me: "..............................................."
Boy: "Eh let's make friends leh, what's your handphone number?"
I was holding my phone on my hands, and being quite panicky, i made a blatant lie...
Me: "This handphone's my mom's phone."
Boy: "Where's yours?"
Me: "At home."
Then, still unconvinced, he continued his quest...
Boy: "Eh make friends la, come i send u home."
At this point of time i was reeling with anger. Paitience running out..
Me: "Erm no need la, i go home myself. Next time i see u i make friends with u ok?"
Boy: "Eh make friend la, shake hand la..."
Me: " Uh, its okay.."(retreats)
Boy: "Shake la, u dunwan make friend ah?"
Boy: "Come la i send u home, you got boyfriend?"
HAHA! so without thinking...
Me: "YES!"
I was wondering at that point of time, if i was attached, got bf, then he sending me home, will the boy do the same thing?
Boy: "Which floor u say? Which unit? Which block?"
Okay. End of paitience. Although i said it in a mid harsh/nice tone, i sweared if he asked me AGAIN, my vulgarities will just spill out from my mouth, he will drown from it.
Me: "I stay at the 6th floor. Opposite block. Later i come down find you BYE!"
Obviously i was lying, i stay at the 10th floor, and i was at my block's void deck when it happened, and i will not come down and find u again dude.
Like stalker liddat.
Sian. This kind of things always happened to me. Not the first time already!! :(
The next time i see u.. i make sure u'll have no tomorrow.
AHH!
And my parents are laughing at this. ZZZZZ.
Then out of curiosity my dad and sis went downstairs to check it out. According to my sis the boy is at another block talking to this chinese ah beng and ah lian.
Fucker.
GO TO HELL! LOL
